Funny Tang Seng, Master And Apprentice, Absolutely Laugh At You!

Tang Seng's mentor and his experience

Finally, I saw the Buddha, seeking the truth.

Tathagata asked: did you bring the U disk?

Tang Seng teacher and apprentice: "..."

Tathagata asks again: what about mobile hard disk?

Tang Seng teacher and apprentice: "..."

Tathagata continues to ask: IPOD, too?

Wukong picked up his ears.

The Tathagata sighed, "then go back to the road, and I will pass it on to you with QQ.

Tang Seng: by the way, I knew you would have finished QQ. Why did Lao Tzu go so far?

When Tang Seng went back, he added the Tathagata QQ and found it very slow.

A phone call from the Tathagata: Hello, Xiao Tang, are you using 1M?

Xiao Tang: Yes, it was installed last year.

Is it too bad for our network?

Tathagata said, "come again, take the U tray."

So the Tang monks and mentor took the U disk and went through 99 or eighty-one difficulties again.

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Tathagata asked: bring U disk?

Tang Seng teacher and mentor: Yes.

Tathagata continues to ask: how big?

Tang Seng teacher and apprentice: 2G

Tathagata deeply sighed: U dish is too small to pack, go back to bring a 4G.

The apprentice had no choice but to return.

So Tang's mentor went back to take the 1T mobile hard disk, and he thought, "how many times will this time bring you back?"

Once again, the 99 and eighty-one difficulties met the Buddha at last.

Tathagata asked: Why are you here again?

Tang Seng teacher and mentor: didn't you say let's bring a bigger U disk? We brought a 1T hard disk.

Tathagata continues to ask: have you not opened QQ yet?

Tang Seng teacher and apprentice: we went back and bought the hard disk directly.

Tathagata deeply sighed: I left a message for you in QQ, which has already been put in my server, you can download it casually!

Four disciples returned.

When the Tang priest went back and opened the server of the Tathagata, he found that the Trojan horse could not be downloaded.

So the hard disk with 1T continues to hit the road.

I thought I knew it, but I had to torture it back.

After 99 or eighty-one difficulties, I finally saw the Tathagata.

Tathagata asked: did you bring paper?

Tang Seng, master and disciples confused ing...

Tathagata continues: ah, this time the server Trojan horse, the electronic version of the classics has been destroyed, I think you still copy a copy of it!

Four of them return...

Tang Seng and his apprenticeship were good at this time. They bought the paper and brought the hard disk on the way.

QQ also sent a confirmation message to Tathagata.

After 99 or eighty-one difficulties, I saw the Tathagata.

To prevent change, Tang Sengxian spoke: did the Trojan break?

Tathagata: No.

Tang Seng: can we copy it?

Tathagata: Yes.

It took 10 years for the Tang and monk disciples to copy the classics and prepare to bid farewell to the Tathagata.

Tang Seng: we spent 10 years copying the classics, and now we say goodbye to Buddha.

Now.

Tathagata: 10 years? Why don't I have a photocopier?

Tang Seng: Wukong! Cut him! Kill me!