Workplace Humor: See If You Have Any Occupational Diseases.

1. a railway station stationmaster waited for a bus at the station and found a cigarette butt on the ground. He picked up the cigarette butt and held it in his hand. Not far away, he found a cigarette butt and went over to pick it up again.

A moment later, there was a large number of cigarette butts in my hand.

What do you think of today? So many cigarette butts on the ground! How can we get to know the class leader?

2. there's a police officer who likes a girl.

But he did not dare to declare that his colleagues knew and decided to help him take the first step.

So they pulled him to the intersection to wait for the girl.

Soon the girl appeared, and with the encouragement of his colleagues, he finally plucked up the courage to stop the girl.

When he was ashamed, he shouted, "Miss, please follow me to the police station!"

3. the wife went home with her husband, and the wife closed the door as soon as she entered the door.

When the husband knocked on the door, he shouted, "open the door, open the door, I'm not in yet, really!" the wife of the bus conductor said, "what's the row? Sit down."

4. a tourist travels by taxi.

On the way he patted the driver's shoulder and asked for something.

5. there are two mosquitoes in the mosquito net. One stomach is full, and one stomach is empty. The wife lets the husband of the prosecutor fight the mosquitoes, and the husband makes an extraordinary hand. He slaps the dead mosquito who has eaten the blood and slaps the other. However, the wife asks him why he doesn't fight, and the husband says, "the evidence is insufficient."

6. just listen to the first two days.