April Fool'S Day, New Blessings, Funny SMS, Wechat.

Looking forward to a long time, wages have gone up; after reading for a long time, property prices have fallen; buying for a long time, winning the lottery; thinking for a long time, the daughter-in-law has; after a long time, your holiday day has come, I forgot to tell you, this is a gift for you on April Fool's day.

Often remember the sunset, you open the bottle cap, drink vinegar, sour tears, do not spit, hand big brother, head rub cloth, humming the fool's song, jump crazy dance, from the "fool" self joy, wow! Whose pig is so cool, ha ha, April Fool's day, pig, you fool's day happy!

Gently you go, just like your miso, you roll a roll of sleeves, only take a cabbage, I sympathize with tears, hand over your bones, you look back: not all dogs love bones, stupid dogs love Chinese cabbage.

Haha, I wish you a happy April Fool's day.

This is the last message that my cell phone can send. In the end, I leave this most precious thing to you, because there is a sentence I always want to tell you, but I didn't say it - help me recharge it!

Although the work is tired, there is a salary. After work, the wine is drunk, and the wife and children are hot. They travel around the weekend and send a text message.

Piggy, do you mean to be alive?

Do you know that today the toad declared to the swan, and the Swan said, "who should grow up to be such a son? You might as well die!" the toad is not convinced: the pig head next door is still living well! "The pig head said gloomily," I am just reading the text messages, and how are I shooting again? -- happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's day, special order for fool.

Learning cat three calls, let me smile, roar three roar, frighten away big wolf dog.

This order has already been implemented.

41 April Fool's day, fools do not obey orders.

I invite you to dinner! Is your head full of moving exclamation marks or puzzled questions? Rest assured, though today is April Fool's day, I will never deceive you. After all, please don't believe me, believe it or not.

The foolish old man moved the mountain, that is the ancients; if the wisdom is foolish, it is the superior man; "stupid" leaps to Longmen, that is the intelligent person; "the fool" the water is joyful, that is others; the fool is joyful, that is for you.

Today is your holiday, April Fool's day, you must be "stupid" fast!

The festival of the United Nations released a report that April Fool's day belongs to people with the following symptoms: first, slow response; two, sluggish; three, often giggling; your performance fully meets the above requirements; wishing you a happy April Fool's Day!

If you receive this short message, happiness belongs to you; if you send this message, you will be happy to follow; if you save this message, luck will catch you; if you delete this message, I will not blame you.

On April Fool's day, there are thirty-six things to do.

Encounter tricky, fight back.

To be honest, take the initiative.

When you meet a single person, do not hesitate.

If you encounter cunning, run away as early as possible.

Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's holiday message, laughter everywhere.

The clever brush has brilliant tricks and unwittingly deceived.

A fool is busy before he wakes up.

I wish you a good life and a colorful life.

Happy April Fool's Day!

Run and run, throw Zhang San away, make Lee four crazy, the rest of the king two pock is still in bed, I carry full of blessing is to fight for an early, pass the happy signal, blowing happy bubble, wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

Dasaga wet mud, bait white black night wet mud, deep stems, ice wine, wet mud, lazy lazy night wet mud, rack and wash to see monkey happiness, see the wet wine.

If the mud cuts down the monkey's love, the chopsticks and the apricot trees are in the mud.

May I know my feelings on April Fool's day?

The donkey said to the fish, the foolish donkey said the fish was stupid, the fish said the donkey was more donkey, the donkey said the fish was more donkey, the fish said the donkey, the stupid donkey said the fish, the foolish fish, the fish said the donkey was stupid, the donkey said the fish stupid stupid donkey, do you know that the donkey is more stupid or the fish is more donkey?

A crow cried out, "look, UFO!!!!" pigs and donkeys looked up. The crow laughed: "ha ha, have been fooled. Today is April Fool's day, or the monkey is smart. You didn't watch it. Happy April Fool's Day!"

You are the most beautiful in my eyes: Eagle hook nose, toad mouth, mouse eyes lap legs, a mouth under the nose, drip drip - drooling.

Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's day, fools, fools, fools, fools, fools, fools, fools, fools, fools, fools, pleasures, and pleasures.

We have been friends for so many years. We can make friends with you. I feel proud and proud of you. I must repay you for your kindness to me. I just want you to be a little cold and help you with your whole face lifting.

April Fool's Day is coming. May the fool be foolish, but the fool will be happy.

I wish you April Fool's happiness.

You see people afraid, flowers see flowers, rats see all hiding out two miles away, all animals see you as king to worship, but they whispered in their hearts: when did our tiger king do the slimming beauty to become the pocket size now?

Life is not in the amount of money, the best way to do it is to enjoy it; it is best to have a good time; it is best to adjust the state of mind; no matter what the festival is, it knows the best of happiness; the fool entertain himself, the world is seldom confused; he is fooled by others; he has the tolerance of everyone; if he is trampled on all the shit on the road, then all the good luck this year will be around you.

I wish you a happy April Fool's day.

A warm five fragrance, a bag of sweet sticky greasy, a bag of happiness and good luck, a barrel of healthy dragon horse spirit, a box of apples, safe and sound, a bottle of auspicious bliss, a basket of cola happy, and my full blessing, would like to receive information "eat goods" - April Fool's day happy!

They say you are beautiful and beautiful. They all say that you are beautiful ladies. They all admire your red lips and white teeth. They all love your green dress and look at you.

Don't look at silly friends. I'm not talking about your beauty. I admire roses.

A warm five fragrance, a bag of sweet sticky greasy, a bag of happiness and good luck, a barrel of healthy dragon horse spirit, a box of apples in peace, a basket of coke happy, and my full blessing, would like to receive information "eat goods" April Fool's day happy!

The fool music channel reminds us that we should guard against five kinds of people today: you are not invited to dinner, and you are urged to work overtime.

Say you laugh? April Fool's Day!

Clockwork SMS friends see, I dig strange now meet, a shovel dig out shining treasure, golden flash can jump.

It seems that if you are too old, you will not speak, your eyes will blush and your air bag will shrink.

April Fool's Day is a joke.

People say that they can see money, but a friend of mine lists them, but they do not know how to give them back.

Work wholeheartedly, be not afraid of severe cold, go through trials and hardships, and stick to the responsibilities of the post from ignoring the gains and losses.

My friend, don't look at me. I'm talking about our puppy.

April Fool's day, may you be happy!

Take you for a walk in the morning, dress up and dress up, you are the coolest, roll over and roll, jump up and down like a dance, you say that you can't hold your back, and you'll be ashamed of your hind legs.

Happy April Fool's Day!

Today is April Fool's day. It's not a fool's luck to be fooled. It's also a privilege to be fooled.

I wish you the "fool" of your work, the ability to be "foolish", the life like "fools", and a "fool" fool!

Blessing quality is not high, the key is to read the effect: after reading carefully, wasting a few seconds, the mouth is clear, the eyes are right, the mouth is not tilted, and the intelligence quotient is not zero.

April Fool's day, the best effect!

Business does not depend on wood for "foolishness". Love never "foolishly" looks like beads, often sits to receive "fool" the Weng benefit, the source of wealth rolls year by year "has the fool", the good luck every day has the knot "stupid".

Wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

Dust the innocence, bind the liveliness, release the freedom, pack the intelligence, and let happiness be hopeless.

Only a little bit of stupidity and ignorance can be released.

Dear friend, happy April Fool's Day!

You are handsome and generous, you talk gracefully, you are the leader of the crowd, you are the fans of the masses, today is April Fool's day, no matter how to lie, God will forgive me, ha ha, I wish you a happy April Fool's day.

I love you all my life! This is true! Please believe me! You are my baby! You can't live without you! Your heart is the only one I know best! Your eyes are the most tender. (see every third words) happy April Fool's Day!

Today, April Fool's day, you have to be careful; friends have bad hearts, make you happy; some people are good hearted, do not be sincere; always be careful, be careful at all times; give you a concern, I wish you peace of mind today.

Happy April Fool's Day!

Congratulations, your mobile phone number was hit by lucky golden eggs and won the first prize.

Please bring the original ID card, the original account, two photos per inch, and come to my place to receive the award.

Prize: toilet paper.

The quality of the message is good. The key is to see the effect. If you look at this message for 20 seconds, you see, is it clear that your mouth is clear, your heart is not lacking, your nerves are normal, your intelligence is not zero, you are right, ha ha, you see more effects, and I wish you a happy April Fool's day.

A few tons of "fool every year", together with a few baskets, such as "stupid water", and family affection to "century fool", are you willing to be wise and foolish, and learn the wisdom of monkey at the early time.

Today is your lucky day. I will teach you to turn one yuan into one hundred yuan! Please follow my steps. Don't be impatient. First, you take out one yuan, preferably RMB, not the US dollar or pound sterling.

Close your eyes, put them in the drawer, and then put your hands together.

OK, now, the key step is to repeat it for one hundred days. You have one hundred yuan! Happy April Fool's Day!