2015 Popular Nine Jokes!

Nine popular jokes!

Chinese officialdom song

Strong tea is bubbling, cigarette smoking.

The sofa is lying and the newspaper is watching.

Listen to the music.

Accompany;

The tonic is eating, the wine is drinking.

Public funds are spent and private money is kept.

The superior is coaxed and subordinated.

The belly wears, the fashion wears;

The sauna washed and the dance hall soaked.

In plain language, civilization speaks.

Miss hugged, mahjong rubbing.

A prostitute is whoring and her wife is idle.

A private house, a lover.

Pets feed, scenic spots turn.

Friends and relatives, and the back door is open.

Foreign debt is spent on public funds.

Yes, white stripes.

The score is blowing, the lie is saying.

The problem is dragging and the benefits are collected.

Financial hiding, checking away;

Bad things do, people say.

The busy leader is in the box.

The important work is in the banquet.

The appointment and removal of cadres are in the paction.

The project is contracted out in the black box.

The work is in the slogan.

Urgent affairs must be held at meetings.

Proper plan is in the cabinet.

The wrong wind should be in the notice.

The cadres who help the poor are in the car.

Valuable talents are in eulogy.

Inferior

In advertisements;

The luxurious building is in the office.

The moving female consort is in the bedroom.

Pleasant words are in the report.

Brilliant figures in the summary;

Great achievements are in water.

Gratifying progress in creativity!

True friends are...

Drinking out of friends.

Dancing out of lovers.

Gambling makes enemies.

Stocks are crazy.

Flickering celebrities

Do a mediocre person,

Text messages out of Homo sapiens.

Reading a fool.

The official is rich.

Diligence brings out the poor.

The song of abolished

Life, let the mortgage be abolished.

With one hand, the keyboard is discarded.

TV play, let ads give up,

Mutton, let the lean meat be abandoned

The hero, let the beauty give up

Girl, let the tycoons be discarded.

Handsome guy, let the rich woman be discarded.

Cadres have allowed the renminbi to be abolished.

Medical ethics made the medical representatives useless.

The letter was discarded.

The designer was discarded by the boss.

The owner of the design institute has abandoned the real estate owner.

Hotel, let the government sign the bill and cancel it.

National Football Association, let the Football Association scrap.

Athletes, let the doping be discarded.

Life makes medical expenses useless.

The stomach, let the wine be discarded.

The lungs make cigarettes useless.

Students, let the Internet be abolished.

Son, let the daughter-in-law be discarded.

Farmers, let the wages be abolished.

The law made the court useless.

Sleep makes the night club useless.

Scenic spots, so that the golden week is discarded.

Children let Sanlu milk powder be discarded.

A group, let no words to be abolished.

Good youth makes the work useless.

After death song

After using milk powder to destroy 00,

After exam, destroy 90.

Use house prices to destroy 80,

After losing 70 of unemployment,

When the city management is wiped out 60,

After 50 laid-off,

After removing 40 from demolition,

After 30 of health care reform.

Mobile Corporation chief executive's public toilets, the gatekeeper said: "go in three hair out 20 Fen!" the boss said, "come out and collect fees."

The boss came out of the toilet and was stopped: you squatted on pit eight, handed in a piece of money to pick up the number, gave a fart, paid a roaming fee for a piece of money, more than three minutes, then paid a piece of money for overtime fees; the toilet had background music, and ringback fee was 20 fen; if you often patronize, I advise you to do a toilet package is more cost-effective.

The boss is furious: what kind of law is this? Grandpa waved his hand: the zone of motion, my site is my decision!

Official question and answer

How can the economy be prosperous?

Which new growth points? Court brothels and traffic control.

How to fight corruption and build a clean government?

How can the place be safe?

The biggest killer training base: Driving School;

The largest unemployment training base: universities;

The largest training base for prostitutes: art school;

The largest illiteracy training base: technical school;

The biggest rogue training base: police school.

The wages of the king of Saudi Arabia.

Live in the English house.

With Swedish mobile phones,

Wearing Swiss made watches.

Marry a pickle woman.

Bao Sushi's second wife,

Massage in Siam.

Kai Dei car,

Take the American plane.

Eat Melbourne seafood.

Smoking Havana cigars

Wear leather shoes in Italy.

Play the Spanish girl.

Buy Russian villa,

Hire a Philippines maid.

With Israeli bodyguards,

Be a Chinese style cadre.

If we can do the last thing,

The first few things can be achieved.

Animal feeling:

The cow said, "so many people drink our milk, but no one calls us" Mom ".

The squid said: Niang, full of ink has become a thief!

The kangaroo said, "Oh, no money. The pocket is bigger than the mouse."

The mouse said, alas, is it possible to grow old for food and drink?

The fly said, "the biggest difference between me and bees is that they taste different.

Centipede said, "to save money, I never wear shoes."

Fish said: kill me, I will not go to any Internet bar.

The dinosaur said, sorry, it's too early to die.

The hedgehog said, "I really want to feel the feeling of hugging others.