An Unfortunate Monk.

When a woman is one foot in a foot, it is difficult to get married. A Chinese medicine is given by medicine. Yun: with its water to wash feet, big feet can be turned into three inch Golden Lotus.

If the woman has just put the foot into the basin, the feet will be changed from one foot to three inches. The woman will stop washing her feet and splash her feet off the door.

When a monk is out of doors, a basin of feet washing water is splashed on the head of the monk. The monk is angry, but he can hardly touch his head with his hands.

It was hard to find his head in the collar, but it was miserable.

The monk is puzzled. He wants to look for a mirror. He can't see a wellhead suddenly. Then he rushed to the past, and the probe wanted to shine. Suddenly he heard the underground shouted, "don't pee. There's a well under it."

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